Just Shower Thoughts: My wife leaving me for our next door neighbor is just like in The Sims when-
daydreamswife
I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*
90s babies we’re getting old
i don’t want to talk about it
this is a sparkling water hate blog!
